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		<title>What is it with Cats and Remote Controls?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I cannot find my remote, I have to look under the cat&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Whenever I cannot find my remote, I have to look under the cat&#8230;<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/68335338@N00/2993564049" title="View 'Cat and Remote Control' on Flickr.com"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3023/2993564049_ca97c2e62f.jpg" alt="Cat and Remote Control" class="flickr" /></a></p>
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		<title>From the Wegmans Parking Lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I left the Wegmans parking lot today, I noticed something odd&#8230; I actually had to turn around to check it out, and here is what I found: I guess this is something you find funny until you actually are the one who has to unwrap the car after being done with your shift.]]></description>
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<p>When I left the <a href="http://www.wegmans.com">Wegmans</a> parking lot today, I noticed something odd&#8230; I actually had to turn around to check it out, and here is what I found: </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/68335338@N00/2868645829" title="View 'Car in Plastic Wrap' on Flickr.com"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3169/2868645829_0c4604d9bc.jpg" alt="Car in Plastic Wrap" class="flickr" /></a></p>
<p>I guess this is something you find funny until you actually are the one who has to unwrap the car after being done with your shift. </p>
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		<title>Sliced Raw Fish Shoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I keep on getting these emails from Microsoft which are in a strange language&#8230; First I thought Chinese or Japanese, but after some research, it turns out to be Korean. I&#8217;m thinking that there must be some instructions in the email about how to unsubscribe, so I use Babelfish&#8230; 본 메일은 2007년 12월 20일 기준으로 [...]]]></description>
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<p>I keep on getting these emails from Microsoft which are in a strange language&#8230; First I thought Chinese or Japanese, but after some research, it turns out to be Korean. I&#8217;m thinking that there must be some instructions in the email about how to unsubscribe, so I use Babelfish&#8230;</p>
<p>본 메일은 2007년 12월 20일 기준으로 당사의 메일을 수신 동의하신 고객 분들에게만 발송되는 메일입니다.<br />
메일 수신을 원치 않으시면 제목란에 &#8220;UNSUBSCRIBE&#8221;라고 적으신 후 회신하여 주십시오.<br />
또한 프로필 센터를 통하여 뉴스레터에 대한 모든 구독 관리를 하실 수 있습니다.<br />
주소: 서울특별시 강남구 대치동 892번지 포스코센터 서관 5층 (우편번호 135-777)</p>
<p>Here is the translation: &#8220;The mail which it sees in 2007 December 20th standard the mail of theheadquarters of a party the reception is the mail which is sent out atonly the customer minutes which agree. Unit is not and subject is &#8220;asUNSUBSCRIBE&#8221; after writing, the sliced raw fish shoes to do the mailreception. Also pro there is a possibility of doing all subscriptioncivil official the news letter the center where it will bloom leadsand against. Address: Seoul Kangnam Ku confrontation eastern 892 housenumber guns su from nose center tube 5 layer (postal code 135-777)&#8221;</p>
<p>Who would have thought that Microsoft, with all the technology they have is using sliced raw fish shoes to process email&#8230;</p>
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